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Shortest Verses and Chapter

7/1/2013

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It is funny that whole books have been written on these few words of Scripture.
What power is contained in these few short words!

Shortest Verse John 11:35
     “Jesus wept”

2nd Shortest Verse 1 Thessalonians 5:16
     “Rejoice evermore.”

3rd Shortest Verse Luke 17:32
     “Remember Lots wife.”

4th Shortest Verse 1 Thessalonians 5:17
     “Pray without ceasing.”

Shortest Chapter Psalm 117:1-2
     “O praise the Lord, all ye nations: praise him, all ye people.
For his merciful kindness is great toward us: and the truth of the Lord endureth for ever. Praise ye the Lord.”


To figure out the next shortest verses you need to decide whether you will choose the number of words, the number of letters or a combination of both. 


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